Death to Diets

I'm going to say this now: I hate diets. I hate the word "diet" because modern society has ruined it. What is a diet?

¹di·et

 noun \ˈdī-ət\

Definition of DIET1
a :  food and drink regularly provided or consumed

b :  habitual nourishment

c :  the kind and amount of food prescribed for a person or animal for a special reason

d :  a regimen of eating and drinking sparingly so as to reduce one's weight <going on a diet>

 "Diet." Merriam-Webster.com. Merriam-Webster, n.d. Web. 23 June 2014. <http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/diet>.